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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Bin the red roses

Love means never having to say ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’


Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it: I hate Valentine’s Day. No, I am not a Hindu fundamentalist or even a handmaiden of the Sangh Parivar. I have no affiliation with the Ram Sene of Bangalore pub – as in “no woman should be seen in one” – fame. Nor am I a rabid ‘nationalist’ who is opposed to every ‘Western import’ on principle. On the contrary, I am quite content to live in blue jeans (or, at this point, black jeggings) and T-shirts and watch Mad Men on television while munching on pepperoni pizza and guzzling Diet Coke.

And yet, I hate Valentine’s Day. Hate as in abominate, abhor, detest, despise, oh well, I guess you get the drift.

Now before you dismiss me out of hand as a certifiable lunatic who is working herself up into a lather for no good reason, allow me to explain just why Valentine’s Day makes me see red – and not in a good way.

Well, first of all, there is the sheer pressure of it all. The entire world appears to become part of a giant global conspiracy to turn 14 February into a day for celebrating romantic love. And you’re made to feel like Grinch (the guy who stole Christmas, or something like that) if you refuse to become part of the madness. You don’t have any plans for Valentine’s Day? Oh dear! You must be a sad single. Or worse, someone who is too cheap or too uncaring to celebrate this special day with your special someone.

Then, there is the crass commercialisation of it all. You’ve got to buy her flowers, choose the most expensive chocolates for her and make sure you gift-wrap them prettily. Don’t forget to get her a ‘serious’ present to show how much you adore her. And, of course, the most ‘serious’ you can get is with diamonds, the bigger the better.

The greeting card industry rakes in billions as gullible lovers all over the world queue up to buy cheesy cards to send along with the flowers/chocolates/diamonds (or all three, depending on their budget). The restaurant business makes ridiculous profits while lovers make sheep’s eyes at one another over their overpriced champagne and such ‘aphrodisiacs’ as oysters and asparagus.

Needless to say, the laws of demand and supply kick in and the price of red roses sky-rockets around this time. Hotels and restaurants charge double and even triple their usual price for set menus for Valentine’s dinners, knowing that the punters will pay up without any protest (well, certainly not within ear-shot of their wives/girlfriends).

But it’s not just the businesses that show an appalling degree of avarice in this season. Women (and for some reason, it is always women) exhibit an appalling level of greediness as they drop hints about what would be an appropriate Valentine’s day present. Magazines are left open on an ad for Chanel handbags; the phrase ‘new Hermes perfume’ is dropped oh-so-carelessly into conversations; the song ‘Diamonds are forever’ always seems to be playing in the background.

And to add to it all, there is the general competiveness. My boyfriend took me to a more expensive restaurant than yours. Your husband didn’t even remember Valentine’s Day; mine took me on a mini-break to a resort spa. Oh you poor thing, all you got was that single red rose; I scored a solitaire!

But what is most dispiriting about this entire Valentine’s Day palaver is just how sexist the entire thing is. It’s always the men who have to find some way of making this a day to remember. It’s the men who have to come with the grand gesture or the fabulous present. It’s the men who have to stump up for expensive meals in up-market restaurants. All the women need to do is show up and look suitably appreciative as all that attention is showered upon them.

Why? We spend the entire year declaiming about how it’s all about equality. But on this one day, we are only too happy to have the men do all the running (and spending). How is this remotely fair? Shouldn’t women pull their weight when it comes to Valentine’s Day as well?

Of course, in an ideal world – well, okay, my ideal world – Valentine’s Day would not even exist on the calendar. February 14 would be a day like any other, and we would spend it doing all the things that we usually do. Reading the morning newspaper over a hurried cup of coffee and toast; attending endless, tedious meetings at office; working late; getting home in time for a late dinner and a movie on the DVD.

And it certainly would not be the one day in the year when you show your love for your significant other. Honestly, isn’t that something you should be doing all the year round? And not with red roses, greeting cards, chocolates, diamonds, slap-up meals or expensive holidays but with kindness, understanding, patience and a deep and abiding affection.

Because, when it comes right down to it, a heartfelt hug always trumps red roses. And there’s no better present than the loving presence of someone you love in your life.

8 comments:

O P Tandon said...

You have echoed the similar sentiments of millions in this country and abroad.This mad competition in ostentation is ruining many families. It may be due to lack of religious and moral teachings at homes and educational institutions.Another possible reason could be flow of unrestricted money. Well I wish that even if ten persons are inspired by your article, you have done service to the community. A wonderful Article. Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

Bravo Seema. I will share this post with my friends. I enjoy reading your articles in HT

Julia Dutta said...

Excellent thoughts! Loved it totally

Diane said...

Perhaps it's because I was loved for well over 30 years by the love of my life. Or, perhaps it's because he made me feel treasured every day we were together. For whatever reason, I so love Valentine's Day and miss him so terribly now that he has gone home to be with Jesus. We celebrated our first Valentine's Day together in 1974; he has now been with Jesus for the third Valentine's Day. Each one since he has gone has been a sweet reminder of just how much he loved me. Therefore, I cannot agree with your post. His gifts were never extravagant and I never felt slighted. Almost every Valentine's Day was spent quietly at home enjoying the pure presence of each other and the love we shared. I'm so sorry that you have not experienced that kind of love for it could quite possibly cause you to see Valentine's Day with such an amazingly more positive attitude.

DIVINE COMEDY said...

SIMPLY AWESOME ARTICLE
Superlike the 'tongue in cheek' manner of writing.U won my allegiance to your blog...

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Julia Dutta said...

Further to what I said Seema, I agree that women are some of the most confused people too, at least those who are trying to be equal - while denouncing male chivalry as MCP, in the same breath they want them to spend and tell them that they love them, because they bought them a gift at Valentine...it is surely not done! What has a diamond got to do with declaration of love, that one day. But having said that marketers are raking in the money, because, both men and women, are gullible on this account.

KrRahul said...

I agree.. I have the same opinion. But you have written this piece so wonderfully. Kudos to you... Hope a lot of people read it and think about it :)